your making it sound like you dont want him anymore?

I really hope you aren't actually a chief scout.

He's got a house and a business in Warrington hasn't he? I can't seem him flying home to the slums of Hull, no matter how fond he is of the Robbins.

Wilkin had all the potential to be a very fine player. He had everything.

Over the last couple of year he as transformed into a defensive second row, he is no better than what Mike Bennett was for us. I imagine Wilkin is on a very nice salary aswell. I'd sooner get shut.

I know you don't rate Wilkin, but that's just ridiculous.

Wilkin scores more tries, lays more on, busts more tackles, makes more breaks, kicks in open field and I would guess makes FAR more tackles than Bennett ever did. He can also cover the halves (admittedly not brilliantly, but a hell of a lot better than Mike Bennett ever could).

Surely you can't really think that?

I dont think he would be to keen on going back to Hull at this stage of his career, the bloke is settled and doign well for himself on and off the field. It wont be logn before were all attending his "ladies night" testimonial event. I for one want to stroke his dickie bow.

You'd have to fight off half the women in St Helens first!

No need for bus fair, il drive him there myself free of charge.

I am serious!

Nah, really?

And here was me thinking you greatly admired Jon Wilkin's gifts and abilities (on the rugby field, that is, unles you're gay, obviously, in which case you're welcome to join us women in admiring him whether on the field or not!)