Police say Michael Jacksons death could be suspicious, they are currently looking for a smooth criminal, he could be black or white but he is definantly bad and dangerous. The got fingerprints off the wall and reports of a man in the mirror so he has got to be there. They would like Ben and Billie Jean to come forward just in case they wanna be starting something.

Police have also said in their pursuit of this they don't stop till they get enough as they also found blood on the dance floor. It's going to be a tough case but police say they'll beat it.

Jackson asked for his remains to be melted down and made into carrier bags. That way he can still be white, plastic and a danger to kids!

Gary Glitter is happy after being left his photo album

He didnt have heart attack but was on a childrens ward and had a stroke

Whas the difference between Jacko and Fergy? Fergy will still be playing Giggs in august

His ghost has been seen at alder hey, apparently he's still trying to put the willies up children

Jockeys will wear black armbands tommorow for the man who rode the most 3 year olds

Loads more but gotta go ...come on saints

That last bit made me wet miself...

He's being made into Tesco's carrier bags

So he can be white , plastic and still a danger to kids

He's not even cold yet.

Enough.