I think you've mistaken us for someone who cares about what happens on Humberside ....

I know where you could get some shirts ....

I'm gonna go to Walkabout for my testimonial.

Gonna have testimonial retro tracky tops too.

I'm sponsored by Walkabout now aren't I. Free food and drink whenever I want to go.

We gotta hold money back for Grand Finals and playoffs. Oh and there is strong possibility that Leeds United will be going to Wembley, got little bit put to one side for that.

If they don't get to Wembley I will donate it to the poor poor people of Hull.

I reckon there'll be more than 5000 tickets available though, so it'll probably be alright in the end. I managed to get tickets for last year's Grand Final despite only going to one league game all year, without depriving any hard core supporters of a ticket, by virtue of the game not being sold out. So I really wouldn't let it all get to you too much. You'll do yourself a mischief.

Absolute garbage – I’ve always considered you as slightly deluded but this post cements my conviction that your capacity for reasonable debate is sat on a beach in Caribbean sipping margaritas while you are sat at home randomly hitting the keys on your keyboard with your elbows.

There is a school of thought that says if you give an infinite number of Damos a PC each and an infinite amount of time they will produce a sensible post – as yet this theory is unproven.

Very vague. What has he said that you disagree with?

I made a cash donation to watch 38 minutes of the game on Sunday and all I can say is I wish I had that money back

Anyway I've really fallen out of love with the sport and due to my new career that I am aproaching won't see too many games at all. This time last year I would have been bothered by it but now I couldn't care less. My passions gone and I think it'll take something special to get it back.

BTW Gotcha... You were well and truely owned in that arguement. Don't let anyone else tell you otherwise.

hangings too good for em

Tis funny this thread.

My main objection is to unrestricted internet access for the mentally deluded.

I'll have a testimonial tie just like Cummins and McDermott did, but quite rightly, mine will be a kipper one with a knot as big as yer face meaning the tie is only about three inches long - a look that should never have gone out of fashion.

And banoffee pie will be the only thing on the menu at my testimonial dinner, Malcolm Lord will be MC of course, as is the law of this land.