Oh and Chubbs mate, you really don't need to apologise for me. I know we usually get on okay, but if you think I'm being a tool at times just say so. I won't ever take it personally.

LFC tired mate?

LFC tired mate?

Of you yes.

How many times have you said Grendel out and come back now?

Twice. What's your point? Didn't say out forever did I?

Obviously not how silly of me

Don't beat yourself up over it. Easy mistake to make.

Anyway if you're bored of me, this is the only thread I'm haunting. There's several other pages full I'm not.

Ail is one of the funniest blokes I’ve met – in fact he’s appearing at Leeds Playhouse next month in his new one-man stand up show “Visa’s – you show me yours and I’ll show you mine!”

Wow, no offence. Obviously Comical Ali's hilariousness is legendary up North, but if he's the heir apparent to Bernard Manning with you lot, you're in real trouble.

You're being a tool.

What's his act? Kicking tramps? Stealing bottles off babies?

Pure slapstick!

Oh well enjoy.

Grendel out (though of course I mean only for now. I may be back at some later date depending upon my need to elicit derision from people I've never met - hope that clears that one up LFCrhino)

I've never met him.

Wouldn't mind a game of Monopoly with him sometime though.

Ooo did someone send up the Mod-signal.

Hi Wheels. It's a fair cop. Caught red handed. I know the miranda. Behave or begone right?