Its a bit of a c[irap[/i "test" isn't it, I got 30% and answered yes to all of the above questions too, I mean who wouldn't take the shampoo and soap out of your hotel room, you bloody well paid for them - last xmas at the Crown Plaza in Birmingham I noticed that they'd send up all sorts of toilet stuff if you'd forgotten yours, so I rang reception and ordered toothpaste, a toothbrush, some aftershave and hair gel, yes hair gel, me, hair gel.

I nearly ordered some tampons too (they were on the list) but as I was staying on my own I didn't want the porter to think I was a bit strange - they sent a bellboy up with a bag of goodies for free and I didn't tip him

Ace beans, as are the co-ops, especially with a dash of pepper sauce

There was once a young lad named Hock
Who powdered his nose with some rock
After too many blows
And the coke up his nose
He’ll end up in clink sucking *ock.

[i"Barman, a drink please ...."

"Certainly Sir, what will be it ..."

"Well, actually I'd like to try a fairly new drink, it's called a Gareth"

"Oohhh Sir, I don't think I'm familiar with what goes in to a Gareth ... Would Sir care to enlighten me ?"

"It's a very simple mix of Hock & Coke"[/i

Eyethan-que

quite a few by all accounts, but considering RL players are warned in advance of test dates it takes a right thick tw*t to get caught......step forward Mr Hock.

Ya roll ya fiver up
Ya stick it up ya nose
Snort in
Snort out
Snort it all about
Ya do the Hockie – Cokie and we all get high
That’s what it all about.

Oh the Hockie – Cokie…

obviously this was the topic of conversation after work tonight,
when one of the lads told us of an ex team mate, that when previously informed he would have to provide a sample, the player smuggled a sample of his wife's urine into the test room, emptied it into his sample tube and returned it.
although he got a clear result the RFL were pleased to inform him he was 3 months pregnant.

Are you bored?

Quote: LS16_Rhino "Ya roll ya fiver up Ya stick it up ya nose Snort in Snort out Snort it all about Ya do the Hockie – Cokie and we all get high That’s what it all about. Oh the Hockie – Cokie…'" www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICRIgNK0_s0 As bad as my effort earlier!

Quote: LS16_Rhino "Ya roll ya fiver up Ya stick it up ya nose Snort in Snort out Snort it all about Ya do the Hockie – Cokie and we all get high That’s what it all about. Oh the Hockie – Cokie…'" www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICRIgNK0_s0 As bad as my effort earlier!