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Quote: Remarkable_Rhinos "Agreed! Thing is, "The Apprentice" itself was all filmed a year ago (Dec '09) and You're Fired is filmed the Monday of the week of release.

So there's two things preventing that...

1) They probably have quite genuinely changed/learnt quite a bit in that year.

2) They've had time to reflect on what a t[iw[/iat they probably looked on TV and are grateful for a chance to not look a t[iw[/iat this time round.'"


Just shows how unassuming I am.

I honestly though that the apprentice got filmed something like two weeks before an episode aired. icon_lol.gif

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Quote: Damo-Leeds "Just shows how unassuming I am.

I honestly though that the apprentice got filmed something like two weeks before an episode aired.
Nope. It's clever though because the weather matches, and there's Christmas stuff in the shop windows etc. But it was filmed a year ago.

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I've got a proper sore lip crack thing at the side of my mouth and I swear it hurts so bad. And it's just beyond doing my head in.

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Quote: Bang "I've got a proper sore lip crack thing at the side of my mouth and I swear it hurts so bad. And it's just beyond doing my head in.'"


Herpes?

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I've damaged my achilles tendon, did it two weeks ago on a train journey, bugger won't go away, if its still as bad tomorrow then its off to the docs for me...

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Quote: Sam Buca II "Herpes?'"


Could well be a nice patch of herpes on my kisser. I always get all the crappy illnesses/annoyances. Lip AIDs and stuff y'know. So horrible and annoying.

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I was having my tea earlier (chicken madras) and forgot about it and when I opened my mouth to eat a forkfull I nearly died.

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Quote: Bang "I was having my tea earlier (chicken madras) and forgot about it and when I opened my mouth to eat a forkfull I nearly died.'"


Facial Herpes. Lad at college was in the same boat as you last week. Went to take a bite outta his burger.

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Quote: Bang "I was having my tea earlier (chicken madras) and forgot about it and when I opened my mouth to eat a forkfull I nearly died.'"


Keep putting Vaseline on it, especially overnight...piff, paff, puff

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2people have bought me a shirt for xmas, neither are wearable with trousers.

Gotta go out and buy one for the christmas do now!

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Quote: Highbury Rhino "Keep putting Vaseline on it, especially overnight...piff, paff, puff'"


I have been. I put Vaseline on my lips all the time anyway to try and stop this stuff from happenening. I've got really crappy lips actually. But it's when I have a big weekend on the sherbert and they get all dry and chapped with the cold weather that I start gerrin problems. It's not bad this morning though. I've battled through the worst of it.

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First they was cameras in our bins and now quite possibly cameras in your bedrooms. I don’t know if any of you have seen the newly erected taller lights in Leeds. This is either an over active imagination of mine playing or the government have installed cameras in the back of these new lights.

Either way - what a wierd back for a lamp.

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Quote: Bang "I have been. I put Vaseline on my lips all the time anyway to try and stop this stuff from happenening. I've got really crappy lips actually. But it's when I have a big weekend on the sherbert and they get all dry and chapped with the cold weather that I start gerrin problems. It's not bad this morning though. I've battled through the worst of it.'"

That's how most people get herpies facial or otherwise. Not directly from the beer although that does play it's part!

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Quote: Damo-Leeds "Just shows how unassuming I am.

I honestly though that the apprentice got filmed something like two weeks before an episode aired.
Did you watch last night Damo?

Felt a bit sorry for Stuart, it was a bit of a massacre seen as all he really did was embellish his CV a bit and who doesn't do that? Don't get me wrong, I think he deserved to go (or more... didn't deserve to stay) but I think they way in which he went was a bit over-harsh. I also thought he held his own bantering with two professional comedians which is pretty impressive.

Right two in the final for me but I still don't like Stella. She's secretly more arrogant than Stuart was. I had a lot of respect for how Stuart/Chris/Jamie came out of the interviews and just said... "God that was tough! He ripped me to bits!", whereas Stella was "Yeah it was fine!". I think she has a chip on her shoulder because she was born on a council estate and left school at 15. Getting to where she's got with that in mind she's done well, but my point is now that she's "there" she has to spot bleating on about it and be judge on what she's doing now, and where she's going, not where she's come from. I agreed with whoever it was that said... she's just a very, very, very good PA.

I'd like Chris to win, but I think Stella will.

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Quote: Damo-Leeds "

First they was cameras in our bins and now quite possibly cameras in your bedrooms. I don’t know if any of you have seen the newly erected taller lights in Leeds. This is either an over active imagination of mine playing or the government have installed cameras in the back of these new lights.

Either way - what a wierd back for a lamp.'"


Its not a camera, its a real eye, they have grafted a real eye from a cadaver onto each lamp post and wired it up to a GPS modem inside the pole which is actually a GPS transmitter too.

If you walk around the lamp post at night you'll see the eye following you, be quick though because the police will arrive within a few minutes to tell you to clear off as they don't want word getting out about this - don't tell them that you know what is going on as you're likely to disappear from the streets for a long while.

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