33%.

I got 30%, but I have to query some of those questions. It seems like an "are you really posh, southern and went to public school" test in places. ExamplesI certainly do. As do all right-thinking Yorkshire folk.

QuestionYes. As above.

QuestionNow come on, it's a freebie, why wouldn't you take it?

QuestionOK, not a posh question, but I do own these, for running as I find them more comfortable. I refute that this makes me a chav.

QuestionErm, yes. As I would think was the case for everyone who went to a state school, wouldn't it?

QuestionNow, I answered no to this, but I think if there was a coupon for something I wanted it would just be silly not to use it wouldn't it?


I have also eaten Pot Noodle many times, and next time I'm on a multi-day walk and need something with a lot of carbs and not a lot of weight for camping food, I'll do it again. So there.

I was positive on those too, I'd add in the likes of shopping at the co-op (who hasn't?), buying own brand beans (why not?), wearing a football shirt (obviously), buying ciggies off people (yes - when I was a kid) and wearing Classic Reeboks (yes but over 10 years ago - I know this as I wore them when the eldest was born - along with a Newcastle Knights shirt, some beige Levi cords - honest - and a pair of green socks).

I've never shopped at a Co-op for the simple reason that I don't think I've ever lived near one. I have shopped at Iceland though, mostly when I was a student, but again not recently mostly because I don't live near one.

I have also worn football shirts when not playing football. In fact I spent most of my youth wearing football shirts.

I don't like beans and I've never smoked, so that probably saved me 2 points.

30% for me!

26% for me

Its a bit of a c[irap[/i "test" isn't it, I got 30% and answered yes to all of the above questions too, I mean who wouldn't take the shampoo and soap out of your hotel room, you bloody well paid for them - last xmas at the Crown Plaza in Birmingham I noticed that they'd send up all sorts of toilet stuff if you'd forgotten yours, so I rang reception and ordered toothpaste, a toothbrush, some aftershave and hair gel, yes hair gel, me, hair gel.

I nearly ordered some tampons too (they were on the list) but as I was staying on my own I didn't want the porter to think I was a bit strange - they sent a bellboy up with a bag of goodies for free and I didn't tip him

Ace beans, as are the co-ops, especially with a dash of pepper sauce

There was once a young lad named Hock
Who powdered his nose with some rock
After too many blows
And the coke up his nose
He’ll end up in clink sucking *ock.

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"Certainly Sir, what will be it ..."

"Well, actually I'd like to try a fairly new drink, it's called a Gareth"

"Oohhh Sir, I don't think I'm familiar with what goes in to a Gareth ... Would Sir care to enlighten me ?"

"It's a very simple mix of Hock & Coke"[/i

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