I've been invited to stay at Buckingham palace for the night. Lizzie didn't want the place empty over bank holiday weekend so she asked me to house sit.

Can Tony Soprano park his car there then? Not that far from the Strand and there is plenty of room to on the front court-yard!

In fact, you could throw the place open for parking at a fiver a time while you are there... it would reduce the Civil list payment a little!

Aye that little car park out front will make a killing. Do you think Dave & Nick will mind if i dont declare the income?

Heck make it a tenner and i'll use Lizzie's horses to give you a free trip to the stadium.

Well Dave's party is quite good at making sure its 'rich mates' don't pay tax so I would give it a go.

So, it will be like a secure and eco-friendly park & ride? Big gates and those blokes with guns and tall hats to watch the cars, while you run people back & forth to Wembley in horse drawn carriages.

Thinking about it, as its is a green initiative, Dave & Nick might give you some relief... and maybe let you off the tax too!

Aye, cracking idea this. Making money whilst living it up in that small house of HMs. Securest carpark in Britain?

Watford ha.

Nights out round there will be fun that weekend

Chapel Allerton

Epic isnt it

We are staying at the Heathrow Sheraton (4*) for £40 a night.

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We've got a room at an Etap between Wycombe and Slough.

We know how to live the high life, we do.

I'm staying at my house. Wembley is loads easier to get to from here than Headingley is. Direct trains from Leamington, £18 return. Happy days.