Was stuck in a long traffic jam last night. My car was not a pleasant place to be

My wife was trying to be romantic the otherr night.

She says "I've been eating chocolate and you know what that does to me" with a twinkle in her eye.

I said "Yes, makes you fat"

Now I know how fast freezing works.

ahh, the old ones are best

True story. It seemed like a good idea at the time.

Keep low lad, best advice

You always moan in your country.....

It's freezing, it's too hot. Never happy.

This weather though, it's fantastic.

Like me

A lass in our building has a de-humidifier on her desk, a fan on her desk and there is one of those massive floor fans blowing hot air around too, quite possibly one of the biggest wastes of power ever, seeing as she is still sweating like a pig.

she does.

True dat.

I like how you roll dawg.


Mind you with all this gangsta parlance floating around it can only be mere miniutes before Fur-Q turns up again