Change that avatar.

Should I have an avatar of my hero Greg Abbott?

Should I change mine? Go back to my pic of Bill Harrigan? Or have I evolved too much for that?

Answers on a postcard below.

Go back to a recent one, he looked quite scary at the weekend and Hallow'een is coming up...

Bradley Johnson in the White Rose this week. Right good at celeb spotting me. Think they follow us.

Whos Bradley Johnson?

Just a slimeball I know.

Has anyone ever removed Artex from a ceiling? I've just been offered a job removing it from someones room but heard it's abit of a ballache. It's just a case of dampening it and scraping it off innit?

Diana Vickers.. shaa-tingg!

No - just say no.

If you want to discover what its like to scrape artex off a ceiling then hang from a doorway by your arms for 20 minutes and then rub your knuckles really hard on very rough sandpaper until they bleed.

Then decide whether you want to repeat that for a whole weekend.

The only cure for Artex is to get a plasterer to skim the ceiling for you.

Agree with McF run away bang and keep running.......

I think he should do it

Seriously though Im a Painter/Decorator and wouldnt touch the god awful stuff! McF is correct in what he says!

I've been stewing over it last night. Been offered some really good money to do the job though. I'm probably gonna go ahead and do it and then spend the whole night crying after I've been doing it all day and got absolutelty nowhere.

One of the worst footballers to ever earn a professional wage!

So did you find out what Kris Akabusi was doing outside your gaff the other day?

Say goodbye to all the skin on your hands

I knew two people who had Artex on the walls of their staircase Can you imagine coming downstairs in a morning with a hangover grabbing onto the wall for support ?