Replace the "hooter" with a "Hooters".

I can picture your gaff when you’ve earned your millions.

Half pipes by the dozen in the garden and the doorbell playing the Gav song

Damo, will they let you dance at half time?

My foot is in a delicate condition at the moment. However I think a dance off in the middle of the pitch at half time between myself and Loz would go down as legendry.

With the cheer leaders egging us on and Ronnie The Rhino too.

It would be the swan song to my dancing career.

Someone should try get it arranged

No one should even think about trying to get it arranged.

I'd rather have a lamb shank with sandpaper that have to watch that shiiiiite.

I don’t know. People who have more credibility than yourself on what passes for entertainment love my dancing!

A Warrington SL win would be nice.

Hear hear! Complete end of a bell!!

I can't believe that for a second.

Prove it.

Looking at your pictures it's magic how they managed to blend it in with the local environment so smoothly. Must be an award winner there!

Here I am during my time as BBC West Yorkshire Radio Resident dancer. I’m probably the only one to date mind you but give Alan Raw a nudge next time you see him.

I'd add decent lager.

Or, failing that, free lager.