(caution rule 14 is only for experienced drinkers there is danger under prepered drinkers will visit A&E)

Rule 1. When a try is referred to the Video Ref and Stevo spells out 'T-R-Y' instead of try, You drink.
Rule 2. When Stevo says 'second stanza' you drink.
Rule 3. When Stevo says 'Merry whistle blower' you drink.
Rule 4. When Stevo says ‘…needs to get the message out’ you drink.
Rule 5. When Stevo says ‘you can put your house on it’ you drink.
Rule 6. When Phil Clarke mentions "Wigan" you drink.
Rule 7. When Stevo says ‘big unit’ you drink.
Rule 8. When Phil Clarke mentions "..................... is world class" you drink.
Rule 9. When any of the numpties say "Champion side" when referring to St helens you drink
Rule 10. When Sky show Wakey you drink
Rule 11. brian Noble on cometary .........Bending there backs. Drink
Rule 12. brian noble post match...........Important not to throw the baby out with the bath water
Rule 13. Barrie Mcdermott...................Needs to " stay on the island"
Rule 14. Everytime Eddie Wighead gets anyones name wrong you drink
Rule 15. Everytime Stevo says "why didn't they go for the one pointer?" you drink
Rule 16. Everytime Stevo says "I think it's time to try something different...maybe the chip over the top" Firstly you drink, then you go and buy a gun and hunt the bald tw*t down!

rule 16 everytime stevo refers to burrow as beep beep Drink

How about when Stevo says 'It's a definate try', on a video ref decision, before a replay has even been shown, and then when the replay is shown, and it's a clear no try, he repeats 'It's deinately a try'...... Until Phil/Eddie/Studio guest talk through exactly why it isnt a try.

Finish drink!

Rule 17. Andrew Johns kicks a goal = take an E
Rule 18. Lee Briers kicks a goal = punch a gypsy

Rule 19. When any of them tell us during a game that Stains are losing that 'if anyone can come back from this, it's St Helens!'

rule number 20: when stevo says ''they've got to get the message out'', finish your drink.

Prepare to have your stomach pumped.

Surely it should be "if anyone can lose from this, it's St Helens"?

Have we had "time to try something different, maybe a little chip over the top?"

Stevo's meaningless reference to "defensive quality"

Rule No. 21 When Stevo says "When is Leon Pryce going to injection himself" ? - 2 fingers.
Rule No. 22 When Stevo says "Now, will they go for the link" - 2 fingers

The Hood would still claim T-R-Y despite all evidence to the contrary.

Whatever we may think about the Sky mob, the ones on ITV commentating on the Champion's league game are rubbish, not once have they compared Lionel Messi to Kyle Eastmond thoroughout the entire game!!!