Apparently Bluey is leaving??

and in other news, the worlds biggest steamliner has just set off on her maiden voyage across the atlantic. Fully justifying her name, the "Titanic" is expected to set the standard for first class sea transport for many years to come....

In other breaking news, I have no sexual morals.

Or morals.

I am just worried that the Bulls will take all our players. Have heard they are after Nick Scruton.

You think that's bad, I've heard a rumour that they may well be looking to poach Jimmy Lowes from us!

I heard we were signing Jeff Grayshon from the Bulls. I know he's getting on a bit but he's just the sort of no-nonsense front row we need right now.

they can have him... he'll win nothing at bradford

This thread is unbelievable!?

I've only been offline a few hours and you're telling me that we've lost Lowes, Harris, Diskin, Cummins & Scruton to Bradford??

And if that wasn't bad enough, the Queen has killed Shergar and Michael Jackson is missing?! I'm shocked.

Still... that Titanic ship BatelyRhino mentioned sounds ace so things aren't all bad.

It's not all bad though, yes we are losing a lot of players to Bradford but I have heard a rummor we are gonna sign jamie Peacock from bulls.

Just a rumour, doubt it will ever happen tbh.

Cummings to Bradford? Does this mean we'll need another winger?

Yes your probably right loads of rummors going round that will never happen also heard from the same source Morley is going to leave Australia to go to warrington!!!!!

Possably but we still have bungalow ( falon) and I hear we have a young 16 called sinfield in the backs so we can probably re shuffle things

apparently Bonnie Goulding is in a bit of bovver over damage to a car

bad news,Germany have annexed the Sudatenland,it looks like war...