Replace it with a real brick and it'd be a good way to start his set.

Im there and will even supply a few bricks!

I might go. Just for Damo.

He`s the only reason Im going

bands also needed for 11th december

proper dogs, bad monkey , inbetween & the gonzos booked for 11th dec

also charity all dayer for little heroes at royal park cellars 12.30pm 16th october

Under Arches played their first gig in the royal park cellars. It was funny because they was this karaoke dude on the ground floor who was going bonkers at people leaving the doorway open that leads down to the cellar

I occasionally frequented The Royal Park in the 70s

It was, erm, interesting.

"Clash of several different cultures" might be the best way to describe it

Señor Field. Could you, with your pop impressario hat on, not get The Arabs to play the social club? Maybe finally slaughter that pig live on stage. That'd get the punters in.

Looking forward to frequenting this bohemian soiree now. IS it bring your own brick?

The Arabs were a Pop Brigadoon, they surfaced briefly for just the one gig, caused outrage and mayhem and then disappeared off the pop radar.

Two of The Arabs now run a small (just the two of them) estate agency, and one was last seen completely d at a wedding with just a garbled response when asked what he was doing now, the only one to have gone on to fame and fortune did so because he knocked up a former pop superstar in a filthy little bedsit in Blackpool, he got lucky and was last seen bawling his eyes out on Dancing On Ice - the big nancy, we've disowned him since because of that.

Napoleon the Pig survived the Halal Performance and went on to live at the Leeds Inner City Farm for many more years on a diet of stuff that kids poked through the fence and sometimes the kids as well, he was last seen in between two slices of Warburtons in a layby off the A58.

rlhttps://jerrychicken.wordpress.com/2008/07/09/the-arabs/rl

Have you got the one where you did a bit of stand up in Pontins (or some place like that) still Mr McLarenField?

I think its at the end of this one rlhttps://jerrychicken.wordpress.com/2008/08/08/comedians/rl I can still taste the raw terror of doing stand-up comedy.

I had to control my laughter in the library whilst reading the Arab one. They got to come back for a one off. Maybe Doc Rhino can help?

Either way it should be a fun fifteen minutes on a stage.