Yeah have you done it? This is my first and I'm really looking forward to it. Just a shame when i'm going really. Also good cause a like me food!

Do I qualify for a ticket ? I can't remember attending any matches this season . I vaguely remember filling in a Why/when/if/who/where/whatever form I found on a bus . I still got the pen I borrowed from the steward .

Didn't realise chavs went to Edinburgh. You do know it's nothing like Benidorm don't youI mean, I can understand you going to Benidorm dragging Edinburgh down is out of order IMO.

That was my sheet and my pen! I thought you might have handed it in.

Sounds awesome. I doubt missing a rugby match will play on your mind too much!

If it helps, I'll take your place. I've only been to one game all year (in your face McLaren Field, you part-timer) and I'd feel better if the proper fan who I was callously denying a place to wasn't going anyway.

Alternatively, if you want to swap your walking holiday in the Pyrenees for my final ticket, I think we could do business.

I have attended no games this year. I shall be attending OT, although I have tickets for the West stand as I wish to be as far away from the human detritus and bilge water that supports the Rhino's of late as possible.

I am taking three friends to thier first RL match and this seemed as good a match as any for them. I am hoping the Stains end is full of impartials, it may be, it may not be, but it won't be full of wasted kids spewing , ripping up seats etc etc etc.

Whilst I can see where your coming from (though your comments are a bit OTT) I think you'll find Saints "human detritus and bilge water" to be worse than ours. They were fighting in lumps amongst themselves the other year when we beat them.

Avoid all this by buying the expensive tickets.

Nice!

You should be alright in the Saints end mate, I'm not going this year.

You're right they were. Far worse than I've seen any Leeds fans act aswell.

Unfortunately there are knobs amongst the many genuinely good fans who support both teams. More a reflection of society.

I do say Tarquin, young fellow, I wish to be as far away from the human detritus and bilge water that supports the Rhino's of late as possible, therefore I have got tickets in the saints end.

As leeds are the only fan base with a bad set.

They're the only ones who overreact to defeats as well, you know!

Now do help me down from my high horse good sir.

Block E231, Row 22.