Pure quality here . You obviously hail from a substandard over-moderated board my friend .

I should never have let that one out of jail.

Mr Field, Your daughters are fit. You also have a lovely dog.

Got any pics of the dog ?

My daughters have their mothers looks and my brains, and it is to their everlasting gratitude that it is thus and not the other way around.

The dog is just beautiful although in the last seven days he has managed to dislocate one of my fingers and in another incident rip the skin from between two other fingers.

I must remember to let go of the lead when I throw his ball, I haven't got many fingers left now.

I take that back about having my brains, the youngest has just tagged the dog with her sisters name.

Old news that mate. But are they fit compared to Doorbell's sister?

Who let you back in...???

Still trying to overturn your imaginary OBN?

Time to bring out pics of Wheelie's mum again yet ?

Re dogs and sisters . My son ( aged 7 ) takes great pride in announcing that he is a monkey , and his 5 yr old sister is a dog . Summat to do with them learning about Chinese calendars and stuff at school . How correct he is I have no idea .

Now that woman is a goddess

Thanks for that Tad ya bald coooooont

better late than never

Saw it earlier but was not logged in on my phone

Had to use my alter ego as Mcfluffy Bum wont release Mr Loiner because of his very naughty actions!!

He is Very Sorry McfurryBush,!!

The OBN will be Destroyed!!