How I dare what??

Show your face in public mostly, but in this case how you dare correct someone's spelling.

See what I mean!



Writing 1500 words about why I want to work at Cala Millor's gym is quite taxing!

How do I make, "I want to perve at women and play on facebook" big enough to be 1500 words?

Ohhh! Pot, kettle, black!!!

Because I am a teacher, [size=59(with a keyboard that I dont like) [/size

I was born and raised in LS18 (well, actually I was born in hospital in LS1, but you know what I mean) and now live much further away in a nice little place with it's own castle and no professional RL within 100 miles.

If I come over will you make me a cup of tea like his last boy had to???

Interesting that, as I've just wrote;

" I didn't want to go to a big organisation where in all likelyhood I'll get stuck making tea for all the staff"

Typo



You would also have to vac up the sandwich crumbs as well.

Does he supply a Freddie Mercury style outfit?

I hope you're not in Kenilworth, because i don't care what they say, that is not a castle. It's a pile of old bricks.

That's not fair, it has a lot of ruins and a very nicely preserved gatehouse, which people still lived in until early this century. So there.



I like Kenilworth Castle anyway, much less cheesy than the Tussauds Group owned one 6 miles down the A46.

Maybe. Just for his own personal use or pleasure.