I think someone needs to do a rusk assesment before someone gets hurt!

No need to soil your nappy about it!

You lot should do some thinking. Maybe become a born again christian

Enough of this Im off to watch rugrats or possibly 3 men and a baby

I'm going to listen to a birthing tape.

Tweenies is on CBeebies.

He already had that on series link anyway.

For crying out loud what is this thread all about?

Anyway back on topic, I hope the squad tommorrow can win and keep the momentum flowing to push for the top of the superleague table.

I do hope teams keep their discipline and don't throw their toys out of the pram.


Lets hope the game is a cracker.





[sizeP.s Congratulations on the baby Adam[/size

A woman gets onto a bus with her baby.The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "The driver just insulted me!" The man says, "There's no call for that. You go right up there and tell him off. Go ahead; I'll hold your monkey for you."

"That's funny, you look just like Lauren Johnson little girl"

A distraught mum rushed into the back yard, where eight-year-old Tommy was banging on the bottom of an old upturned tin bath with a poker. "What do you think youre doing?" she demanded. "Im just entertaining the baby," explained Tommy. "Where is the baby?" asked his Mum. "Under the bath.

Mum, are the Smiths very poor people? I dont think so, Jimmy. Why do you ask? Because they made such a fuss when their baby swallowed a coin.

I must admit this has made me laugh my head off

I wish I have run out of room