Me v FCJacker
This is Rugby League rivalry at its finest and this week we’ll see who is right and who is wrong! Here if the battle that has gone on since the twelfth of October last year. It all started off with this list! -
100 reasons why Hull KR won’t win Leeds next year
1. Bob bob bobbing along, shoot the s, shoot the s
2. Hull KR have been in the comfort zone so far in Super League
3. Justin Morgan will never archive anything better than taking you to the semi final in the CC
4. You have a rubbish stadium so Leeds will feel at home
5. Cooke is a failure at Hull KR
6. So is Chev Walker
7. Peter Fox is second to Lee Smith
8. You’ve only got club of the year because your better than Hull FC for once
9. Fozzard is another Leeds reject in your squad
10. Garret Crossman has left you because he can sense bad times ahead
11. We will never forgive you for 22 - 10
12. Leeds will get many penalties deep in Hull KR territory
13. Fatigue will plague the Hull KR players
14. Sea air is not healthy for you
15. Once Leeds have score they will not take a foot off the gas
16. McGuire will be on the end of a flowing move for the Rhinos
17. Ryan Bailey will show great strength in defence
18. Your defence is easy to glide through
19. The timing of Leeds ball is perfection
20. Hull KR won’t be able to match the Rhinos intensity
21. Greg Eastwood will put in a powerful display
22. Leeds will be fired up for this one
23. Leeds are simply just too spectacular for Hull KR
24. The Rhinos will just take control of the game
25. The Rhinos players will put in a good effort for this one
26. Sinfields pin point accurate kicks will lead to tries
27. The Rhinos have advantage over the Rovers
28. Rovers are only bothered about putting in a good performance against Hull FC any ways
29. Hull KR will be slated
30. Your players fall off the tackle
31. Your players will be part of a missing person campaign that day
32. All the credit will go to Leeds in this match
33. Leeds defence is outstanding
34. A moment of inspiration for Hull KR will turn into a moment that you will wish to forget
35. Leeds will batter your line and you will break
36. Hull KR have bad habits in games
37. Hull KR will be given no ball when playing the Rhinos
38. Leeds will play an expansive game to beat the rovers
39. The Rovers will throw some silly passes
40. Rovers will be given no lifelines against the Rhinos
41. Rhinos will set benchmarks while play KR
42. Hull KR will face an all conquering Rhinos side
43. Leeds will show their credentials against the Rovers
44. Rotating players around will not help Rovers cause
45. Hull KR will put up a disjointed display in front of the Rhinos
46. Winning Hull KR is one of the biggest highlights in the Rhinos calendar
47. A thrashing of Hull KR by Leeds has been coming
48. Leeds will step up the pace if their need to
49. Hull KR will produce an error packed game against the Rhinos
50. Hull KR won’t be able to find fault in the Rhinos defence
51. The Rovers will simply have no answer for Rhinos superiority
52. Hull KR flog themselves down
53. Rovers just won’t address any issues at all
54. Leeds lads love the ecstatic feeling in the dressing room when they’ve won
55. Keith Seniors presence alone will ensure a Rhinos win
56. Leeds will churn it out against the Rovers
57. Leeds will show big play throughout the match
58. The lads always put in a good effort against Hull KR
59. Leeds will even produce a wonder show to beat you
60. The Rhinos are very dangerous in attack
61. We are Leeds Rhinos
62. It’s a golden era for the Rhinos
63. Leeds will score so fast that you will have to watch it in slow motion when you get home
64. Brent Webb is superman and will fly through your defences
65. Bluey knows your weakness
66. Watkins will even grab a brace of tries against you
67. Butter fingers Hull KR just don’t stand a chance
68. Your players are bound to get red cards
69. Big hits will scare the Hull KR attack
70. The rovers won’t be able to handle
71. Hull KR are Leeds bitchs
72. Leeds have god on their side as some people in the Rhinos squad are Christians
73. Luke Burgess will just power his way through Hull KR
74. The rovers will miss plenty of golden opportunities
75. Your have too many second rate players playing for Rovers
76. Hull KR will of lost the will to play by the tenth minute
77. This is Leeds best ever side your talking about!
78. The Barmy Army will out sing your home fans
79. Leeds will be red hot when playing Hull KR
80. Hull KR will be below par
81. Cookie is a Rover
82. Leeds can score from anywhere in the field
83. Leeds just love to attack from within they own half
84. The score will be so good against the Rover the Rhinos will opt for many drop goals for the jokes
85. HA HA HA Hull KR winning Leeds? NEVER IN 2009!
86. Leeds are a never say die side
87. Gene is 150 years old
88. We will have Hull FC fans egging us on as well
89. The Leeds fans are big babies when their lose - that’s why the Rhinos will win you
90. The only hope Hull KR has is if you’re playing Leeds after the world club challenge
91. You represent your name very well - small and pathetic
92. Interest have moved over to Hull City
93. Leeds will get a league double over Hull KR next year
94. Ganson won’t be the referee that day
95. Ashley Kline won’t be the video referee
96. The Linemen’s will keep a good eye on rovers for offside
97. SUPER SUPER SUPER RHINOS
98. Leeds will win it for old times sake
99. Hull KR will bend and break
100. Leeds will be just too strong for Hull KR
FCJACKER replied to this with this rather upsetting video that reminded me of that unforgettable trip I had to craven park -
www.youtube.com/watch?v=12xy69bZ-r8
Determined not to be beaten I took my medication and came up with this to bite him back -
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eYEpA2gCOo
He then took a swipe at me and other Leeds Rhinos fans with this shocker of a (I’m not from a different planet honest) video -
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkzkrkDCZSY
My blood levels after that meant I had to take yet more medication. However I found the courage to post this video that FCJACKER has not replied to because I’m unbeatable and so are Leeds Rhinos -
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSUQV4QC3Vo
All I can say is bring it on and good luck.
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