A social club committee were deciding how an errant member should be sanctioned.

"Sign him high", said one speaker (who had apparently heard, but not understood, the term [isine die[/i).

By the way guys, how high brow is the Leeds board!?!?

On our board we usually just have talk of new players being signed or slagging off something the Cas board has done (and defending the same from them!)
You guys have a discussion on crossing a picket line, grammatical correctness and a video of a physics experiment from Harvard.

I'm stunned.

You don't own a glass coffee table by any chance do you?

how do you think this will effeced the team and witch players going to be effteced the most

Been

People who say "haitch", usually those who drop their aitches in normal speech.

As in Sham 69's "'arry up 'airy camel"

I've noticed people from Barnsley say "I oughta have gone to the bank first din't I?

The Hull folk annoy me with the "I aren't joking"

... as do Barnsley and Rotherham people with "it were, weren't it?"

RLFans users whose "Location" is an activity, not a location.

I really should play outside more.

That's not that bad really, it's only the "din't" that's wrong.

Too many people say "should" when they ought to say "ought".

You should have just stopped there.

Something quite cringeworthy that's crept in over the last few years is when a person is asking for something in a shop/pub and says "Can i get ?". It's normally snotty little students or those "young professional" types you see in All Bar One and the like.
Yuppie type, "Can I get two pints of lager"
Me behind the bar, "Of course you can but what do you actually WANT you little ?"