Top lad is Ali .
During a recent conversation with one of my brothers the chat got onto the 'my dad is bigger than your dad' subject .
I warned him to be very careful if his lad comes home saying things along those lines .
The name on the next peg to his coat in the cloakroom is Ali's kid .
On two other pegs hang the coats of the twins that play the child MD or whatever in the bog roll advert . Bet their dad aint half as hard as Ali .