Things you can gurantee to hear on sky commentary.

Steveo's tactics - "They should try something different, like a chip over the top" or a minute into the game "Time to go for the one pointer" and every play in rugby is "Good basic rugby league football." Steveos common phrases include "Claret" "Superb" (pronounced ssseuperb) "_insert coaches name here_ will be furious!" an old classic was "They have completely lost the plot"

Eddie - has no clue about the game so just agrees with everyone. Also gets told to ask awkward questions to coaches, how many times did he ask Bluey how Leeds were going to pick the side in two weeks time? You could tell Bluey was getting annoyed and couldn't wait to get away from the inane questions.

Clarke - So by this random stat that makes Wigan the best club in the league, aparently they are the best side in the leage at scoring in the first 10 mins of the second half, wigan have scored 20 but only conceeded 6 in that period. Its a shame they cant score for the rest of the match Clarkey or they might be higher in the league. Here is a stat for you Clarke, Wigans last GF secuess [size1998[/size! Stop tipping them every year to make it and win it!

Spot on assesment is that but how long do you think it will be until Stevo re-introduces "up yer jumper time"

It doesn't get mentioned when most other teams do it either!!
Another favourite is "he doesn't look 100% fit to me".

What about Stevo's obsession with upper body strength?

whens xxxx going to take on the defence?

theres no second phase

PANIC FOOTBALL (said when a team is chasing the game and have to chance their arm)

I absolutely hate it when he says...

"twist the tornicay"

Best one of the weekend:

"Ade Gardners kick returns really are fantastic".

At that point I switched it off and fed the rabbit.

Euphamism?

Not this time.

Depends what small carrott the rabbit gets offered to nibble on.

Woooooo oh no he di'ent! *head wind round in circle and fingers snap*

The great thing about Leeds' signings in recent years is that, whilst there are a few that can be singled out as huge successes (Senior, Harris, Peacock) There are also loads of "lesser signings" that have really paid off - Leuluai, Donald, Lauititi, Ellis, Bai (despite the CC Final blunder), Webb, Furner to name just a few. Kirke has also not let anyone down, and I still think Toopi did a good job for us, when fit and playing with confidence. The really great thing is that it' a lot harder to think of signings over the past few years that haven't worked out - since the year of Mullins & Clyde we've hardly made any duff signings. The only one that really springs to mind is Mark O'Neill, and we'll never know if he'd have ben any good if he'd not have got injured. So, whilst the usual suspects can definitely lay a claim to "best signing", there are many others that warrant a mention too. I personally think that lauititi has been one of our best signings, as, when fit there's no one else in super league who can make the plays he can, as he showed on Friday night.