You will understand once you get kissed by a girl, just hang on in there.

So she hasn't dumped you because of me yet?

Lying is one of the seven deadly sins you know.

And you kid need to grow a pair some day soon. Your status updates to Lauren are enough to give people diabetes.

From the lad who stalks super league players and goes missing for 14 hours after his girlfriend of 3 weeks dumps him for being too clingy.

Jog along young sir, back to the high school musical renactment.

Hopefully though, when/if Jords big day ever comes, he won't go straight to facebook and declare his undying love for the unfortunate soul in question.

Lauren, whos that?
Status updates, what status updates?

You know exactly who and what I mean kid. You've been quoted on them before.

Your ex... i seem to remember you constantly put 'i ♥ you lauren/laura' on your status

Hope this helps you to remember

my ex was 1 month and 2 weeks... hardly three weeks is it? and when was the last time i put it...

August 8th was the last time I had anything to do with that on my status... hardly every day is that.

Remind me, which one of you is Jordan from Whitehaven and was it you e-mailing Claire on Saturday?

Come on Adam surely you can see the point that people are making. Take a step back and see how it looks to others who see it which is why it makes them laugh. Thats not saying you can't say those things but you have to accept the teasing that you will get as a result of it, or at least learn to ignore it - the more you appear to be getting wound up by it the more some people will carry on.