I am be no means a ‘Toff’ nor am I a ‘Chav’ – I’m somewhere in between, a ‘Choff’ if you like.

Its just William's way. His self loathing eats away at him like a cancer. He can't help himself. The fearless anonymity and nature of his internet persona is the morphine that keeps the pain of life tolerable for him. We should allow him this placebo.

In that spirit, I'd best clarify.

Poor doesn't relate to money William it relates to a feeling of pity. That rather and treat you with the contempt you're used to, the contempt that has warped you, ideally we should at least try to treat you with kindness and pity. There but for the grace of God and all that.

Little wasn't directed at height or indeed physical size, its describing character - someone who is unimportant, unloved, uncared for. Its why you are so deserving of pity.

Finally, my post was aimed at your unerring gift for failure. That, once again you've unleashed your razor sharp wit only to slip and slash through your already heavilly scarred wrists.

For the record 5ft 10 (or 1.775m in January which is a fraction under I'll grant you), never officially in arrears on the mortgage but late during 2 months (the last being in the autumn) but, hey, you've got me on the ginger. I'm going to be brave and see if I can survive I think.

Well spotted there Danny.

The problem I have always had with Puigh, unlike your goodself, is that in all his various reincarnations over the years there is something about his persona which gets up my nose. Possibly it's because he was an integral part of that late and unlamented Clique, who tended to be a tad obnoxious to any who had a different viewpoint, and I suspect were responsible for a fair few Leeds fans departing these boards.

Consequently I tend to avoid commenting directly on most of his contributions, as in all likelihood my reply would be coloured by my dislike of the poster, rather than addressing any points raised. Where I do give him credit, is in his analysis of the game which can be spot on.

If however, Puigh chooses to make reference to me, then I'm more than happy to indulge him and respond as I see fit.

Hope that's put your mind at rest.

...and "Rumplestiltskin" too apparently, or maybe thats his "brother" using that log-in ?

Still, a bit of personality disorder with a smattering of "please hate me" gives us all a few moments of amusement don't you think ?

Ah McF, you just can't help yourself can you?

Rejection burned you bad didn't it tinyrod.

It did.

I was scarred for weeks until finding solace in your sister's arms....... several times!

Swing and a miss titchy. You should've gone for mother.

I'm an only child.

It shows Gareth...... it shows!

I knew it. I just knew it was Ramrod.

Settle down Danny, you're like a demented Jack Russell.

I am not Ramrod, although I did used to have a wee s when he was winding you and Gareth up.

Whats kicked off here then?