Oh for goodness sake! This pillock has been a pain in the proverbial for years, frequently causes some kind of disturbance, even if it's only by getting his fat arris in the way as he trots up and down the steps so many times that I wonder why he pays to watch a match that he misses most of. He harangues and challenges the stewards who are usually doing a great job (at last). If you arrive late BaldRick, you have to walk a few steps further round to avoid making the last minute 'pratt-stand' in front of folk who have been there for hours- so what?. He tries his best to provoke anyone who will bite, more often than not. I for one am fed up of hearing him, seeing him, especially shirtless, hearing about him and hearing others defending his objectionable behaviour 'when he's had a few'. There are a few things that bring this great game and club into disrepute and he's one! If you are one of Andy's 'mates' have a word or two......please! Preferably ending in 'off'!

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What happens if he doesn't speak Russian.

I can have a word . I can't guarantee it will result in a change in BFBB's behaviour , but I will have a word .
I had a word a couple of seasons ago when they were going to ban him for removing his shirt . It kinda worked . He mostly keeps it on at home games nowadays .
I reckon we could get most of the language problem sorted , but I won't be asking him to turn the volume down . I will offer my services as part of the plan to curb the foul language . I will stand on the step behind him (if the stewards let me in ) and slap his baldy head everytime he swears . Anyone brave enough to assist me in my efforts is more than welcome to step forward .
Any takers ?


Mirfield (Mark ? ) I'd Do Sam Tomkins ? ? ? ?

He might have tourettes though.

I think you missed the '-in' off the end of do. And no, not Mark. Want another try?

He's turned you down hasn't he?

Tourettes .

Maybe we have all got the wrong end of the stick , and we should be helping BFBB instead of berating him . I still think the slaps on the head will help the cause .

On a scale of one to ten ..One being a tap , ten being a Damo brick .... How hard should the slaps be? Should we have a poll ?

Well, I don't know this guy, how big and meaty is the head?

ten being a Damo brick - gets my vote

By "Damo brick" do we mean Damo folded into the shape of a brick and then thrown at this fella?

If so then I vote for this.