The use of the word 'commentary' to describe Stevo's unintelligible ramblings

Talking of Stevo... 'it's a try for mine'

This thread got me thinking about Bushism's, amongst which are;
"If the terriers and bariffs are torn down, this economy will grow."
"They misunderestimated me."
"I'm going to put people in my place, so when the history of this administration is written at least there's an authoritarian voice saying exactly what happened."

That got me looking at other famous gaffes.
Was particulary amused by Irish soccer commentator George Hamilton in an Ireland V Spain qualifier match. "He’s pulling him off. The Spanish manager is pulling his Captain off!”
...and in a similar vein that old Brian Johnston classic, "The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey" on a BBC Radio Test Match Special.

I once told an MP that something was opening a tin of beans, instead, of course, of a can of worms.

its not elephant its a giraffe

Another lad I used to work with used to come out with some beauties.He was once left in charge of the job and he said"the gaffer put me in charge and said here you lad these are the keys to Tandoori's box".Also he once said "someones been spreading secret rumours"

A guy I used to work with would say "We need to nip this in the butt"

Another on is "I won you"

I always like "I'm not being racist but...<something pretty racist>"

I used to hear a lot of me and I being used the wrong way round but the latest one, "for mine" is the use of Myself instead of ME.
Where did that come from? People seem to think that saying myself sounds posher........but it's wrong!

"If you could give that to myself today I would appreciate it"

A social club committee were deciding how an errant member should be sanctioned.

"Sign him high", said one speaker (who had apparently heard, but not understood, the term [isine die[/i).

By the way guys, how high brow is the Leeds board!?!?

On our board we usually just have talk of new players being signed or slagging off something the Cas board has done (and defending the same from them!)
You guys have a discussion on crossing a picket line, grammatical correctness and a video of a physics experiment from Harvard.

I'm stunned.

You don't own a glass coffee table by any chance do you?