The Scottish bird with the mono-brow can sing a bit but nowt special.

The Greek Riverdance bloke with his fat son made me smile but if I’d paid to watch it I’d be demanding a full refund a large helping of Tsatsiki.

The ickle Welsh Lad with the daft name once again can sing but doesn’t really impress me.

That with the gold teeth just needs a good slap and if he make any cash whatsoever out of his performance then this country is in a worse state than I thought it was in.

The dance troops I though were impressive – so my cash is on Diversity so far, either then or the deluded transvestite who couldn't sing, pi*sed myself at him.

flawless ripped their moves from JabbaWockeeZ.

How dare you. Most talented act so far!

What talent ?

Very untalented people being "judged" by extremely untalented people (unless filling a bra, dumping Les Dennis, being sacked for lying or being a total wan***r are these days somehow described as "talents").

Watched 5 excruciating minutes this week while I waited for the athletes foot cream on my toe to soak in. Five minutes I will never ever get back.

Calling yourself "Talent" doesn't mean you have any. If it worked like that I'd call myself Billionaire.

Theyre all sh.it though really aren't they? No care cares once somebodys won it.

I wouldn't even watch it whilst waiting for athletes foot cream to soak in. I have no interest in these supposed reality TV programmes that have spawned up all over the place.

My wife on the otherhand has no interest in the sports that I watch, including Sky Sports News.

Exactly who won last year?

Not a clue.

George Sampson

Does not compute, Who is that