My Jord Leeds Festival predictions
* he sleeps with a lass the size of an elephant
* he drinks 50+ cans
* he falls over 4 times
* he phones me during Oman and dances as bad as me in that "video"
* he cries during Radiohead
* he manages to do a stunt on Floydy without Floydy being there
* he eats a £5 campsite burger
* he will have a poo in one of the festival toilets
* he will dive headfirst in the aftershock tent jacquzi
have a good one lad
