Are you saying you'd indulge in a spot of cottaging?

Sounds filthy so yes perhaps that is one of the options available.

Alternatively I might just bend him over the tiolet and give him a good old fashioned seeing to, and if that doesnt work I will revist the process.

Oooh, you know what buttons to press titch.

I couldn't help but touch myself when I read that.

Can I sit next to you at OT big boy xxx

I promise to get bladdered if it means a bit of Tichy back door action.

1 Offences in connection with alcohol on coaches and trains
(1)This section applies to a vehicle which—
(a)is a public service vehicle or railway passenger vehicle, and
(b)is being used for the principal purpose of carrying passengers for the whole or part of a journey to or from a designated sporting event.

(2)A person who knowingly causes or permits intoxicating liquor to be carried on a vehicle to which this section applies is guilty of an offence—
(a)if the vehicle is a public service vehicle and he is the operator of the vehicle or the servant or agent of the operator, or
(b)if the vehicle is a hired vehicle and he is the person to whom it is hired or the servant or agent of that person.

3. A person who has intoxicating liquor in his possession while on a vehicle to which this section applies is guilty of an offence.


If the "and" had been an "or" then they may be guilty. This is a private hire not a public service or am I reading it wrong?

All vehicles that carry more than 8 passengers class as a public service vehicle (PSV) when driven for hire/reward . The ones that carry less than 8 passengers are a PCV.

Look nobody cares about drinking and coach riding, this thread has moved on to a better place.

So what?

God the fact you know that makes you the most interesting person since ..................well.........................anyone that ever breathed.

I bet you are ace on a night out with your rivetting knowledge of Vans.

Its not free, who said free?

I charge by the inch, thats an expensive experience for you, one that I would hate you to have no memory of because you drink excessively.

Thanks. I'm fantastic with my knowledge of vans and buses, infact i dont go out, i spend my nights looking at pictures of them.

Or is it that i wanted to do this as a career and follow in the footsteps of my Dad.

I know its the latter!

I'd best bring and extra £2.50 then.

Quote: AdmiralHanson "Not being a lawyer, shouldn't it depend on what is a 'designated' sporting event ? I would think something like the 'old firm' game this weekend would be a 'designated' event, where trouble is a possibility, whereas the Grand Final and the reputation of the game's supporters in general means that the police have little to worry about when RL fans are in town ?'" Yup:- Sporting Events (Control of Alchol etc) Act 1985 section 9(3) “Designated sporting event”— (a)means a sporting event or proposed sporting event for the time being designated, or of a class designated, by order made by the Secretary of State... I think the most recent order is The Sports Grounds and Sporting Events (Designation) Order 2005: www.opsi.gov.uk/si/si2005/20053204.htm 2. For the purposes of the Sporting Events (Control of Alcohol etc.) Act 1985, there are hereby designated— (2) the classes of sporting events specified in Part 1 of Schedule 2 to this Order at any sports ground specified in Schedule 1; and (3) the classes of sporting events specified in Part 2 of Schedule 2 Sch.2 Pt1 and Pt 2 only refer to Association Football matches so the ban doesn't apply to RL, at least not under the 1985 Act.

Quote: AdmiralHanson "Not being a lawyer, shouldn't it depend on what is a 'designated' sporting event ? I would think something like the 'old firm' game this weekend would be a 'designated' event, where trouble is a possibility, whereas the Grand Final and the reputation of the game's supporters in general means that the police have little to worry about when RL fans are in town ?'" Yup:- Sporting Events (Control of Alchol etc) Act 1985 section 9(3) “Designated sporting event”— (a)means a sporting event or proposed sporting event for the time being designated, or of a class designated, by order made by the Secretary of State... I think the most recent order is The Sports Grounds and Sporting Events (Designation) Order 2005: www.opsi.gov.uk/si/si2005/20053204.htm 2. For the purposes of the Sporting Events (Control of Alcohol etc.) Act 1985, there are hereby designated— (2) the classes of sporting events specified in Part 1 of Schedule 2 to this Order at any sports ground specified in Schedule 1; and (3) the classes of sporting events specified in Part 2 of Schedule 2 Sch.2 Pt1 and Pt 2 only refer to Association Football matches so the ban doesn't apply to RL, at least not under the 1985 Act.