Is that ting tong from tooting??????

Looks like a work environment I want to be part of.

See you in the basement next week lad, I'll be sat near the 'down'.

And thank you everyone for your help.

It's much appreciated.

Come for the interview (We can chat and drink vodka) and you can start next week once the lift if fixed. Deal?

Cool beans. After we have drank vodka can we discuss my salary?

You're on 3 times the minimum wage, how does that sound?

Throw in a company scooter and Juice Terry's stress ball and we have a deal.

The scooter's yours. But nothing of Juices gets touched. He's the top dog along with me. Shared company. And I'm doing you a massive favor by taking you on. He wasn't so sure. You'll have to impress him.

(Buy him some yoggies from Moggies, the ones with the toy aliens in and you'll get his blessing.)

I though TezzA was heading up the Artic circle offices now?

He's still recovering from the bear attack. They got him big style. We'll find out once he's made a full recovery.

We're thinking of starting up a food business. We've been throwing names for the joint about. How does 'Juice Up My Wheels And Bang It In' sound?

Theres a certain ring to it...

Waaay better than 'Mobs'.

Should probably do a poll on here or something. Market forces, Credit crunch and all that shebang.

Its a win for me though.

See, this is why I want you on board. Full of really brilliant ideas.

Worked in recruitment for some time.... [sizesadly[/size

- Do NOT under any circumstances put your picture on your CV
- CVs to be 2/3 pages max - Personal profile at the top, education, skils matrix then career history (latest first) - Bullet points are easiest to follow
- No fancy formatting, simple is best
- Consistent font types, sizes and colours
- Spelling and Grammar important so read it through thoroughly
- Don't lie, because it WILL catch you out at I/V