Not in my living room it wont

On me lonesome then in Cas Vegas then

Unless The Mighty White Ace makes an appearance or Fidel wins the lottery. Yes........yes you are

Loz shat himself there because there was some thunder and lightening, true story.

I know. I was stood at the side of you. He was scared his (now reducing) little red hairs would get frazzled.

Been a sad few days.

Someone in my year at school died yesterday in a car crash and may she forever RIP. There’s an old saying that the good die young and she represents every single word in that saying. It doesn’t seem all that long ago when a young lad off my estate killed himself because he damaged his granddads car.

What is it with young people and cars eh?

One of my sisters mates has just got out of hospital after been in a crash months ago.

I was in Whitehaven Wetherspoons when this took place! (although you were probably stood next to my Kench all the way in cas)

Will he? Ive never spoke to Loz.

Is he Fweindly?

Hmm, wrong event.

Cant blame you. I wouldn't freely go up and start talking to a ginger hobbit either.

He can be, if you're his type