'looser' & 'loosing' instead of 'loser' & ' losing'.

Don't know why you're all discussing this, it's all an elephant.

East Angular- Ford Angular

A colleague, explaining that the guy we had just been talking to was the MD of the business said: 'he's the head poncho' !!!

On song lyrics I'm surprised no-one has mentioned Diana Ross from Chain Reaction: 'tell Eddie Waring there ain't no salvation'

Kenny Rogers - another crap in the field.

369 THE GOOSE DRANK WINE THE MONKEY THREW THE TICKET FROM THE "SWEET CAROLINE"

people using why instead of while / whilst
e.g.
"I'm going to the toilet why i wait for the kettle to boil."

A couple more - someone who refers to a 'click' rather than a 'clique' and the one that really rattles me "The proof is in the pudding" NO! NO! NO! It's "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" damnit!

"A year has passed since I broke my nose.
Message in a bottle..."

I used to work with a lad who used to sing while he worked and one line he used to sing was"LIVING ON A SEA FOOD CHICKEN" As opposed to "living on a free food ticket"

Old guy at work has said this to me 3 times now.

"It's not rocking horse science is it?"

oh why do birds go on singing?dont say No its the end of the world