I'd have gone with tails myself.

You can beat an egg, but you can't beat a good......

I like Fallon. He's the thinking mans Damo.

I can't see any team ever going unbeaten through a full season whilst we have the salary cap in place.

And all the better for it.

...woman.

Have I mixed my jokes up here?

It's not a joke it's FACT

There are two questions here.

1) CAN we go through the season unbeaten?
Answer: yes, that is within the realms of possibility, a condition we share with Wigan, Saints, Cas and Quins at this moment in time.

2) Are we likely to go through the season unbeaten?
Answer: no. Given some of the great sides of the SL era that have failed to accomplish that feat, and given how the salary cap hasa made it less likely, the answer has to be no. Wigan look a much better team than us so far (it's a long season of course) but I don't think they'll do it either.

There, look, I treated it like a sensible question. Mostly because I love an optimist.

There's three actually.

Why does Soprano think you can't beat a good woman?

Surely you can beat a woman, good or bad?

I assumed he was addressing me directly. I can't beat a woman, I'm much too feeble.

I sometimes wish I was a Victorian. It must have been so liberating to give the wife a nice smack in the teeth every time she got ideas above her station and for it to be socially acceptable.

I would also be freely allowed to smoke a pipe in any building I chose and could have young boys clean out my shute for me, my chimney shute of course.

Yeah, but would you smash it?

The squad of 04 could'nt manage to go unbeaten all season so there's no way this one will even if we had everyone fit.