I fancy some parkin now, may have to make some

Rarely have it myself.


It's the Mrs. that's responsible for all the cakes in our house... and she's c[ir[/iap at Parkin'.


I thank you, I'm here all week!

My 2 daughters have made some white chocolate muffins very nice indeed!

You are a lucky man,

That's all well and good, but you didn't acknowledge my incredibly funny parkin/parking joke.

If I'm honest, I'm a little disappointed.

Just booked a band to play at our wedding, it says in the contract that they need to be fed, so at the end of my email I put... "R.e. Food, I'll make sure some is available, and there'll be plenty of cake!".

His reply contained this...

[i"R.e. Food, it's just something that's in the contract to cover our backs. If we're doing a big corporate party and there's catering for example. With it being a private party, you don't need to feed us but thanks for the offer. We would, however, be very grateful to take you up on your offer of some cake. The boys would lynch me if they found out I'd turned down cake."[/i

Now that's my sort of band!!!

That's a quality band and need to be inducted in the hall of fame asap!!

No-one will refuse cake, its in our DNA

Even apes won't refuse cake.

I've just finished the last of twelve large vanilla cup cakes that I made on Saturday that had buttercream inserted into the centre of them, the last one today was as soft as the first one out of the oven, I'm an ace at cup cakes me.

I also ate eleven out of the twelve of them, eleven large cup cakes in five days, now I have to get back to eating normal food again.

as we know you guys like cake, maybe you could help a friend of mine out and take part in the following survey related to people's cake buying/consumption habits in the UK as part of his MBA: www.survey.ls.manchester.ac.uk/T ... ID=764J4o6 ps is a Jaffa cake a cake or a biscuit ?

as we know you guys like cake, maybe you could help a friend of mine out and take part in the following survey related to people's cake buying/consumption habits in the UK as part of his MBA: www.survey.ls.manchester.ac.uk/T ... ID=764J4o6 ps is a Jaffa cake a cake or a biscuit ?

For me its a biscut

Is it sold on the biscuit shelf at Asda or the cake shelf ?

If you were given a cake as flat as a Jaffa Cake would you eat it ?

Thank you for visiting the home of cake and occasional biscuits.

Agree its a biscuit, but yes I would eat it because it would be still cake!