Someone should tell Jeremy Clarkson. I thought he was going to slit his arteries at the end of Top Gear on Sunday.

Now THAT might make me interested in watching the cretinous moron.

Not by choice!

Just let's hope G1 doesn't start talking about his "button mushroom" again.

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He just wants to drive FAST without getting nicked and that vantage looked the dogs nadgers!!

I'd tune in for Top Gear if it featured the slow, tortured, self-inflicted demise of Clarkson.

Apparently he isn't allowed to drive at 100mph endangering the lives of other road users in this country. It's a disgrace, poor thing.

Can't he just f**k off then (please)?

I'd forgotten all about it.

Better get the mirror on the bedroom floor again.

He's okay as long as he just limits himself to cars. His political rantings are feeble and if you pick up and flick through one of his books you think you're reading the work of a someone who's been in a straight jacket locked in a rubber room for 40 years on severe medication. They've stolen a pencil and scrawled on the walls of their cell and somehow it's been published.

Having said that, he did T@ Piers Morgan.

Didn't know that. He's gone up in my estimation.

I've never gotten into the top gear thing. I'll decide for myself what car is or isn't "cool" and I certainly won't take advice upon what's "cool" from someone called Jeremy.

But more massive spiders!!

Having driven a BMW 3 Series for the last 9 years I'm apparantly a T0$$er anyway (which may or may not be true depending on who you ask - my wife right now would probably say true - hopefully she'll be in a better mood when she gets back from the cinema with the kids, but I suspect not).

Fair enough - I'm no sun worshipper by any means and I probably would miss the changeability of the British weather. Living in Melbourne would be my ideal scenario as conditions are more variable there. Still, there's a lot of air conditioning in Australia these days which makes their summers a lot more pleasant than ours.

On the food front I also cook 90% of my food but the raw ingredients are on the whole better in Australia - especially fish and fresh fruit. And then there's the locally produced wine... Wins out easily for me. Each to their own though