You growing "shrooms" down there DHM??????

I spend a fair bit if time in aus and I can't get some of my mates to the beach end of!! There are a few who love it but as you say many Aussies are over it by the time the are adults!! There is no doubt to me the life style is awesome out there, especially if you are living in a place like the gold coast!! and the nrl is the best comp by a mile!! So i can only see money been his main motivation! So no different from 99% of overseas signings

Someone should tell Jeremy Clarkson. I thought he was going to slit his arteries at the end of Top Gear on Sunday.

Now THAT might make me interested in watching the cretinous moron.

He just wants to drive FAST without getting nicked and that vantage looked the dogs nadgers!!

I'd tune in for Top Gear if it featured the slow, tortured, self-inflicted demise of Clarkson.

Apparently he isn't allowed to drive at 100mph endangering the lives of other road users in this country. It's a disgrace, poor thing.

Can't he just f**k off then (please)?

Having driven a BMW 3 Series for the last 9 years I'm apparantly a T0$$er anyway (which may or may not be true depending on who you ask - my wife right now would probably say true - hopefully she'll be in a better mood when she gets back from the cinema with the kids, but I suspect not).

I struggle to see any car as "cool." They don't really go much beyond "functional" and "comfortable" for me. A higher top speed is no use to me either, since I've never reached anything like the top speed on the car I've got. I did hit 100 late one night on the M1 once, shortly before realising what a d1ck that made me and slowing down again. I have since grown up a bit (not a lot mind you, just a bit). I also prefer driving smaller cars as it provides more leeway for my abysmal parking skills.

Me and our Jeremy are probably never going to get on.