They're intelligent and sexy.

I don't care about the opinions of rugby players. Most of them are big and can run fast but they're not exactly societies higher echelon. Especially an oxygen thief like Leon Pryce. I've seen Leon behave in a pub and suffice to say when his body gives up and he's no longer earning a living from rugby his post rugby career will make Garry Schofield look like Lord Alan Sugar.

Actually come to think of it, I do remember meeting Sean Long and telling him I dabbled in Forums. I obviously left an impression.

On his cheekbone?

Yep. With my c*ck.

Nice chap that Sean Lock.


Edit - Just spotted I wrote Long. Call it a Freudian slip or typo. Either is fine.

I was at the game but must confess that I didn't even hear the booing, but am content to take it on trust that it occurred.

It must have been utterly and heart-breakingly unbearable for the little chap, I bet the railings outside Headingley are covered in flowers and teddies by now.

I didn’t and never would boo an England player, they demand far too much respect for me.

That being said Tomkins is a little tw*t and I can fully understand why fans from across the rest of SL would want to voice their disapproval with him.

I can also fully understand why mentally challenged rugby players such as Pryce, Peacock and Murrell would believe that because the game was held in Leeds it MUST have been Leeds fans booing. It’s because they’re not very bright.

Indeed peacock when signing a book for me was not sure how to spell ste.

Yes. It must have cost Eddie a fortune.

A friend of mine once asked him what ink work he'd had done on his arms - not fully understanding the question he replied "tattoos".

Nuff said.

damn, rovers and Hull fans will probably get the blame

I get the group representative bit, but I've never really understood the idea that you should automatically support every player, simply because he's playing for the National team.

A snotty little scrote is a snotty little scrote is a snotty little scrote, whether he's wearing a Wigan strip....the English colours....or a bloody pink tutu!

In Tomkins junior's case, until he changes his ways, that will be my considered view.

And if I can be d to boo, I will.