At a Rovers home game against Cas (I think) at night in fog (sky!) the whole east stand started chanting 'where are ya, where are ya!' and 'we cant see you, we cant see you, we cant see you sneaking out'.

Halifax away in 1995 during the merger hoo ha.

We're going to Wembley, we're going to Wembley, you're not, you're not

you're going to Odsal, you're going to Odsal, we're not, we're not

I chuckled at our away contingent at Wigan this year making limpwristed gestures at the Wigan fans chanting WIGAN! WIGAN! and turning their chant into something more appropriately squeaky and effeminate!

also to Sean Long:

"Where's yer caravan, where's yer caravan?"

on that note the betting slips waved at the saints v leeds match after the sean long betting scandal

....And surely the whole of the Antipodean rugby league fraternity must have had a field day after John Hopoate's colonic rectal indiscretions!! I've never heard of any myself but surely there must be!

My uncle who is a fax fan told me of a game between Warrington and Halifax prior to SL on a weeknight and the floodlights failed 10 mins into the game. Cue the fax fans singing:

"Where've your wires gone, where've your wires gone".

A personal fave of mine heard a few years back at Headingley..

Leeds sing " Town full of P***s, your just a town full of P***s "

Bradford reply "" Town full of bombers, your just a town full of bombers "

My personal favourite was a song the Hull fans often sang to us in the late eighties, usually after we'd spent a fortune and were still going nowhere fast. It went something along the lines of:

You'll win f**k again, ty Leeds, Sh1tty Leeds.

It pretty much summed up the situation quite well.

It pretty much sums your current situation up quite well too!