We sound like old men.

Edit - we sound like McLaren Field.

Went to the Red Bull Flugtag in Roundhay Park today and the had the most random collection of judges ever assembled:

George Lamb - Eddie "The Eagle" Edwards - a Sharon Osborn impersonator and Shaun Long!!!

How random?

Inbetweeners film looks f-cking funny

Jays at home updating his CV & try not to kill anyone were my favourite parts of the preview

Yo Sushi for my dinner earlier. £44. Done.

I got offered a job as a music manager today. Not starting until a couple of months though

Unless it was Amy Winehouse's manager

Hanging out my ar-se today. Horrendous. Carpe Diem's fault. £1.60 for Jagerbombs. F-cked up!

Ouzo only £10.99 a bottle at Aldi, would be rude not to!

Got 40 bottles of Bud. Had about 9 last night. Might have afew more later on.

20 bottles for £12 in Morrisons by the waaaay.

Hey McLF, how the hell do I train the postman to close the gate after him? I've asked him politely several times, he does it that once then 'forgets' until I ask again. Their internal law states they must leave a gate as they find it, open/closed/ajar, a bit of searching has revealed I'm not alone and those extra seconds to close a gate are precious to posty... Sick of local stray dogs doing brown whippys on my path as a result of this.

I'm not fond of the spring closers as they damage the latch after a while.

Thanks in anticipation.

Nail it shut and then put a little triangular diagram of a stick postie climbing over a gate on it in the style of those "Men at Work" signs you see on roadsides when no-ones working.

Then get used to collecting your mail from the sorting office, the lazy bar-stards.

Yeah, That'll teach 'em!

Just had a new SuperLeague player move into the flat next door to me haven't I?