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| Quote: EmmaMur01 "Worse movie ever has got to be snakes on a plane'"
Snakes On A Plane: best ironic, B-movie, ever made.
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| Quote: thebloodbath ""Layer Cake" opens with its narrator - played by the chiseled and charming Daniel Craig - strolling through the pharmacy of his dreams, its merchandise a sea of uniform white bottles marked in big, black, block letters: ECSTASY, LSD, PCP.
Craig's character is hardly a user. He's a London businessman - a smart, street-savvy dealmaker, light on his feet and dressed for The City - whose trade just happens to be cocaine. One day, he says in a matter-of-fact voice-over, these drugs will be legal and his lucrative business above board, but for now, it's all closed blinds and low-lit rooms, keeping the right people happy and flying way, way under the radar.
Which is why he's getting out, taking his riches and going off to live a quiet life of leisure, away from the thugs and goons who every day call unwanted attention to his otherwise even-keel profession. Yes, he'll leave it all behind - after this One. Last. Job.
Already hep to the one-last-job genre? Don't be a snob. Director Matthew Vaughn has crafted one smooth, slick and sophisticated ride, and you'd be a fool to miss it. Vaughn, a Brit crime-caper vet and Guy Ritchie guy (he produced both "Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels" and "Snatch"icon_wink.gif, has sidestepped the flash-over-substance Ritchie aesthetic, smartly opting to take seriously even the lowest character on his criminal food chain-laughing with them, not at them - and fashioning one cool and complicated leading man.
So, back to that one last job, which is actually a two-pronged favor for crime boss Jimmy Price (Kenneth Cranham). One: track down the missing daughter of Eddie Temple (Michael Gambon), a powerful and connected Price associate. Two: play middleman in the sale of a million ecstasy pills. Easy enough (so I'm told), except that Temple doesn't exactly want his daughter found, and the pills are ill-gotten gain, stolen from the lab of a Serbian drug lord run by a sweaty-palmed crook named The Duke.
This is, of course, the simplified version. The story, adapted by J.J. Connolly from his own book, is unrelenting in its intricacies - and there are stretches where I wasn't sure what was going on. But then it works itself out, or maybe it doesn't - that's simply not the point.
A layer cake, as Vaughn and Connolly envision it, isn't just a multilevel confection. It's a metaphor for the layers of British society (though not exclusively a British phenomenon), where cocaine and corruption aren't relegated to the underworld, and where criminals mingle with the power elite.
Craig's character, for example, runs a real-estate agency as a front for his illicit activity and lives in a home fit for Dwell magazine - all clean lines, square and modern, in the grays and blues of a banker with very sharp taste. He refers to his sidekick and protector, Morty (George Harris), an ex-con, as his "link to the criminal world," a necessary ally in the unending pursuit of an above-board image. (Morty has a momentary lapse of judgment halfway through the film when he delivers a bloody beating to a homeless guy in a diner, but otherwise tries to keep Craig's hands clean.)
Jimmy has his own right-hand man, Gene (the exceptional Irish actor Colm Meaney), whose calm and measured demeanor is the perfect match to Jimmy's hyperactive power trip - insecurity, we learn, as the layers reveal themselves.
And Vaughn reveals with such finesse, connecting dots via cinematic osmosis and narrowing in on the essence of each scene - a minimalism that keeps up the speed and movement, even when the action has subsided.
Craig, cast in Steven Spielberg's Munich Olympics project and rumored to be on the very short list for a very big gig (pssst: 007) is a great anti-hero, tough yet vulnerable, conflicted and amused, sincere and scared, without a hint of any of it on his sleeve. Connolly's script seems tailor-made for him, with a dry, melancholy humor that gives us room to laugh.
But don't let the fast-and-loose vibe fool you: Right up to its operatic finale, this is one tight one last job. Looking forward to Craig's next.
That do????
I think that just about sums it up yeah. Cheers
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| Quote: thebloodbath "Anytime, my funny little friend.
Yes Mr. Vaughan.
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| Quote: Wicket "Yes Mr. Vaughan.
'Mr' not required. Let's not get hung-up on titles.
Thanks Sir Wicket.
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| Quote: thebloodbath "'Mr' not required. Let's not get hung-up on titles.
Thanks Sir Wicket.'"
Yes...ermmm.....Vaughan.
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| Quote: Wicket "Yes...ermmm.....Vaughan.'"
you forgot his johnny!!
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| Quote: Craigloiner "you forgot his johnny!!'"
Oh well, another disease for me then. Add it to the list.
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| Quote: thebloodbath "Oh well, another disease for me then. Add it to the list.'"
Very good. Made me chuckle.
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| I think the worst films ever have to be by that guy who made signs, the village, sixth sense, unbreakable and all the rest of them. Those films have bored me to tears and nothing happens except for the big twist at the end that everyone can see them coming.
Not usually one to hate a film. I have sort of liked most of the films I have seen but these are quite simply 1t!
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| The most disappointing for me is Raging Bull. I know everyone says its a great and I was really looking forward to it but I just thought it was vastly overrated. I didnt think the characters were that well developed, I didnt think the fight scenes were any better than in other boxing films and I was vastly unimpressed with the pace of the film and the continuity, particularly around the period where he started throwing fights.
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| Quote: Ronniealdinho "I think the worst films ever have to be by that guy who made signs, the village, sixth sense, unbreakable and all the rest of them. Those films have bored me to tears and nothing happens except for the big twist at the end that everyone can see them coming.
Not usually one to hate a film. I have sort of liked most of the films I have seen but these are quite simply 1t!'"
I've only seen 'Unbreakable' out of the list and I'm with you. It bored me senseless. I'm a comic fan, so it's basic plot should have appealed to me, but it was just 2 hours of Bruce moping around and Samuel L Jackson hobbling about.
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The season starts in October. Until then, don't panic!: |
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| I've got The Mummy 3 and Dark Knight to watch this weekend.
Not sure what to expect from either film, but slobbed in front of the TV with a few tinnes and a tube of pringles will numb the pain of watching crap films.
It's amazing how alcohol makes any bad film look good........except possibly Mamma Mia.
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| Quote: chrislongun "
It's amazing how alcohol makes any bad film look good........except possibly Mamma Mia.'"
Methinks she doth protest too much...............
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