Oh god I forgot you're all bowling team nerds.

Just me fella.

Bowling teams????

Do you all have gloves like in the movies and darts like shirts?


Out of interest how much does a ball cost

You can wear shirts if you want to, i dont and to press i think 1 bloke wears a "team" shirt in our league.

Depends on what you want ball wise matey.

Starter poleyester balls start around £50 + drilling.
Starter reactive ball start around £100 + drilling.
High end reactive can go right up to £200 + drilling.

Or you can use the house balls for nowt. But they are dirge.

"Harrigan" got stalked by a well scary woman last night


poor lad

R Kid ran into him in the Hedley Verity last night.

I saw him

although we were trying to leave the Cumbrian alone with a lady friend when we bumped into him

Did you see me get id'd , Im fooking 24

He id'd me, I gave him my id, he said it was out of date, I said what difference does it make it's quite clearly me, he served me but said after 1 I would have to leave because of my out of date id, I had about 3 more pints after from the same bloke.

True story

I'm struggling to see how an ID can be out of date, surely you are who you are?
The only matter of concern here is your date of birth.
Regardless of any other changes, name, nationality, status etc your dob is the one immutable fact about you.
Ah well , it must just be me.

I once went to France with my brother and his passport had gone past its expiry date, we got on the ferry anyway determined to use the same argument if challenged - you are who you are, someone checked that data to issue you it in the first place and your date of birth won't have changed since it was issued, its only the expiry date of the document that has changed and the only reason that changes is so they can scam you for the cost of replacing it.

We passed through four passport controls and none of them spotted it

My unemployment ramblings have been reaching high places

With my new voluntary role I might be able to interview David Cameron or Nick Clegg.

Exactly my thoughts, I use an old passport so if I lose it I wouldn't have to buy another. I just said to the bloke you can clearly see its me and it's the only id I have because I don't drive.

I think even he realised he was wrong