PS - I'm still using real woods

Some posters on here would be delighted to handle a real wood.

Since the last time I organised one you mean

We'll see how I go next weekend - my clubs may yet end up in the North Sea.

I have three, they make a lovely whacking noise.

I've played crazy golf quite a few times. I did alright. I usually do quite well on that one on the cliff top at Whitby. I don't like that flashy one in the amusements down by the harbour though. I had a go at pitch and putt in Keswick once as well. Took too long and exceeded my attention span for golf though. Maybe when I'm older it'll make more sense.

Oh, I did accidentally hit a nun with my golf ball when I played pitch and putt though. She was OK and everything, so it was quite funny. That's probably the highlight of my golf career.

I have no idea why I'm sharing this information, other than that I'm a bit bored. Meh.

Same here but every time I've come away with a feeling of disappointment that it wasn't quite as "crazy" as it could be.

I hear ya playa.

Actually, given the wardrobe choices involved in normal golf, I actually think the participants might be crazier than those in the "crazy" version of the sport.

Are you refering to long socks, tweed jackets and baggy pants? Because you do know noone has worn that for maybe 70 years now dont you?

Why is he surprised? Is he stupid?

The conditioner will have been flogging the guys for the last couple of weeks - over and above normal levels - and now ease off up to the Storm game. The guys will be sharper for the Reds and more so for Melbourne. A dip around 2 weeks ahead of a major game is, at least in part,due to conditioning.

I think you should all play golf in mankini's and combat boots!!

Whats that got to do with golf ?