You've just described neoliberalism, though it's preachings tend to be pious and immoral instead, and it most definitely lacks humanity.

Southstand tends (tended) to be kids at the back, necking snuck in cider, alcopops and smoking fags whilst generally being abusive.

Sorry - 'banter'

Indeed, but those young scrotes had to serve an apprenticeship before being allowed to become fully-fledged Southstand gloits.

Apprenticeship usually takes place around the ages of 10 to 14 in the corner between Southstand and Western Terrace, as close to that rear wall as possible. Anyone sat on that wall screaming obscenities had already regressed by up to several levels of gloitiness and well on their way to joining the "Gloit Banter Crew" in the Southstand on halfway.

Several more apprenticeship stages required in order to regress towards the rear of that stand where they can then join several members of this forum.

Small children (and parent) and sober away fans.

Pretty spot on that. It's where I used to go with my old man.

Used to love sitting on the wall next to the dugouts. Saw some hilarious scenes. David Ward used to go the most impressive shades of purple when he was on the bench coaching Leeds.

What is the (essence of) the Ferres chant? Am in Scotland these days so not at HQ as much as I would want to be...

Before the Bulls were (briefly) good? I have seen the shirt don't forget.



It's the equivalent of watching the game from below ground at the front of that terrace. Terrible view.

In the same vein as Ryan Bailey's chant but instead of 'doing what he wants' it's more 'doing who he wants'... if you know what I mean.

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