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100 reasons why Hull FC won’t beat Leeds on Saturday!

1. The players are more into fishing than rugby league
2. We will never forgive you for that 2005 challenge cup final
3. You’re the third best team in Hull these days
4. A cod diet isn’t healthy for you
5. Calderwood will never exceed his Leeds days
6. Leeds always love to show the Leeds settlers in the Hull squad what their missing when playing them
7. Old Faithful just won’t inspire the players that day
8. Leeds love nothing more than a win on Humberside
9. Your not from Yorkshire
10. Kath Hetherington is on Gary’s side
11. The lost of Peter Sharpe is a big one
12. The easiest team to beat in Hull is on the west side of hull
13. If you don’t buck your ideas up you’ll be playing back at the Boulevard
14. The Arlie bird will on a Leeds fan meaning we will have the luck that week
15. Jamie Thackray left for Hull FC because he couldn’t get into the Leeds team and he’s one of your best players!
16. Cookie is a Rover
17. James Webster is missing the good life at the other side of the city
18. Berro will have a poor game against Leeds
19. Marcus Bai is no longer at Leeds to gift you a try in the in goal area
20. Your biggest threat in Super League Richard Swain has long been retired
21. If we meet at Wembley you won’t win
22. What the hell has happened to so called hull and rising Richard Horne?
23. Tommy Lee has had his chances
24. Raynor is old news
25. Willie Manu is containable
26. Ewan Dowes is losing it a bit
27. You’re a team of Leeds Rejects so we’re bound to win
28. Leeds love nothing more than winning in championship stadiums
29. Lee Jackson won’t be they to post a quick try for Hull
30. Only if you kept hold of Steve McNamara he could have been your head coach by now
31. You’ve not put together a good run of wins since 2006 (Hull were one of my favourites side to watch that year)
32. Although you might be the Only team to have won every single league game in a season. You won’t win Leeds next season
33. Clive Sullivan is long retired from the game
34. Richard Horne won’t score consecutive tries against us
35. The Albert Goldthorpe Medal went to a former Hull FC player
36. Richard Agar lacks coaching experience to beat Leeds
37. James Rule doesn’t have a clue how to get a good Hull side together
38. We no longer have to fear Matt Sing
39. You finished 11th in the league last time
40. Your hatred for Leeds is your downfall
41. Craig Hall is pushing his look playing against Keith Senior
42. Michael Crocker is in his twilight years
43. Kirk Yeaman has too many injuries to play a good game against Leeds
44. Danny Washbrook just can’t operate at loose forward
45. Paul King closet wise wants to come to Leeds
46. You even have to bring in academy products from Leeds to boost your lack of a depth squad
47. Motu Tony won’t be able to pace his way to the try line against Leeds
48. Rhinos know how to play rugby league
49. Leeds can tough it out against Hull if their need to
50. Hull FC players will be too drunk to play Leeds
51. Sea breeze is not healthy for your lungs
52. Your players fitness levels are appalling
53. It will be Hull who will be gifting Leeds good opposition
54. You won’t have the finishing touch’s against Leeds
55. Hull find it difficult to keep the ball alive
56. You have funny phone boxes in Hull meaning you have a joke of a team
57. Leeds can make good things happen in attack
58. Leeds always win Hull FC and that will never change
59. Time will be running out by the time Hull pull a few good set together
60. Leeds are the sex
61. Leeds always score some great tries against Hull FC
62. Lee Radford has got worse since his Bradford days
63. The only Brightside of a loosing Hull team is bigger crowds
64. You are not capable of competing amongst the best
65. You have shaky stability on and off the field
66. You don’t have John Kear to pull off magic victories for you
67. Your centres have weak finishing power now Sid Domic has left
68. You do not make good impressions when playing Leeds
69. Its Hull FC’s downfall that’s lead Hull to been the most miserable city to live in
70. They will be no revelations coming from the Hull team when they play Leeds
71. Where will the extra dimension in attack come from Hull?
72. Hull have nothing up their sleeves except failure and misery
73. Leeds will throw an highly encouraging display against Hull
74. Hull will have a shaky start
75. The Rhinos will set out to maintain an impressive record against Hull
76. Neat Hands from Rob Burrow will lead to tries
77. The deadlock for Leeds will be broken in the first minute
78. Donald will out jump any Hull player when Sinfield kicks the ball towards the try line
79. Leeds will clinch many tries against Hull
80. Sinfield will add every two points on offer
81. Let Leeds trade the ball between more than four hands it’s a try
82. McGuire’s grubber kicks will confuse Hull
83. Swift Passes from the base of the scrum just don’t happen for Hull
84. Any early pressure will be withstood by the Rhinos
85. A dummy run is not a regular enough thing for Hull FC players
86. Ryan Hall will stride towards the try line
87. Jamie Peacock will romp to a try from 25 metres in
88. You will find it hard to catch Sinfields bombs
89. BJB will scoot to the line
90. Your kicker will miss kickable penalties
91. Even a deflected pass will lead to a Leeds try
92. Leeds will post devastating six minute spells
93. Leeds style of play will leave your players breathless
94. Your players can’t catch reverse kicks
95. Hull will rarely threaten Leeds try line
96. A lot of passes will be intercepted by the Leeds players
97. Hull will get penalised for a lot of forward passes
98. We all hate Hull scum
99. Sublime handling by Ali will do it for Leeds
100. Your towering bombs will be scooped up on

On another note me and Hollywood where commenting on the decline of this forum! I used to do banter threads like this - Lets Hoover the Hull Up. These days we just have this - Leeds Rhinos v Hull FC Pre Game Talk!