Can you say what it is?

only special people are allowed to know. It really is that shocking. life as we know it is at risk

Perhaps it is better I don't know, it might finish me off. at least this way I can dodge the coffin for another couple of days

Sinfield is to be employed as a water-carrying ambassador of the club. This role will necessarily involve his permanent presence on the pitch armed with several water containers during the full 80 minutes of every Leeds game until further notice, and with the express purpose of facilitating the rehydration of the Leeds players when necessary. His ambassadorial role during Leeds games shall also be extended to liaising with the referee in order to enhance the decision-making process of officialdom in a manner not indistinguishable from his playing days.

Its nothing to do with Watkins, NFL or RU. That leaves NRL and Hardaker. Is he going to become RL's first transgender player?

4th after Tracey Lazenby, Lesley Vainikolo and Stacey Jones.

Yes but he'll be the first to wear makeup and stilettos on the field.

He's been practicing acting as water mule in the mountain stages of the Giro d'Italia; 8 bottles down his back, sponsored by Gary Verity.

It will be announced that the redevelopment costs for Headingley now outweigh the cost of building a new stadium.

We are to embark on a joint venture with Leeds United and Silver Blades, where a multipurpose, rugby pitch/ice rink will be developed in LUFC's car park.

An entirely new sport will be created - Ice Rugger. Fundamentally with the same rules as RL but on ice. The new team new will be called 'Leeds Slippy-Slides' and we're to have a Sloth as a mascot... called Cyril.