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Welcome!

Where are you from HorsforthRhino73?

I'm sure the mistake in the "cake" picture will go unpunished as that McLaren Field bloke likes banoffee.
I think I once saw him eat three portions.
Or it could have just been one of those weird dreams.

Nowt wrong with a banoffee, but it ain't a cake. That's all I'm saying.

As to whether it was a dream, well, if it also involved a coffee table and a midget, it was either a dream, or you're confusing McLaren Field with G1.

You are mistaken.

It wasn't three.

It was seven.

I was distraught as there were actually nine people sat around the table who didn't want their banoffee pie and I couldn't mange the last two, should have gone easy on the chicken course I suppose.

Is that the best picture of a cake you could find?

And you call yourself a Southstander? Utter disgrace. Go sit on the step and think about what you've done.



P.s. Welcome HR73!

PS.

Don't know if I mentioned this last week but our Dogs Trust adopted German Shepherd Dog, Jackson likes cake too, it was one of the first things we put on the list of requirements when we went to adopt a dog, "Must like cake".

Three weeks ago my youngest daughter baked 24 muffin buns and left them out on the kitchen worktop to cool, when she came back there was just the plate and a big fat German Shepherd Dog laying on his bed licking his lips, he'd eaten the bun cases as well and licked the plate clean but it was obvious that he'd nicked them.

Last week she baked a huge Betty Crocker chocolate fudge cake, we had a slice each and then she left it on the kitchen worktop, we all went to work but as she works evening shifts she didn't get up until later when we all got a text from her asking which one of us had given her massive chocolate fudge cake to the dog.

He learned from when he nicked the buns by eating the whole cake and then taking the plate down off the worktop and putting it next to his own food bowls on the floor so that she'd think that one of us had put the plate there.

Great dog.

The BFG

A giant of cakes, the supreme cake experience.

Thanks bloodbath and to answer your question

im from Horsforth lol

Tip number 5... Don't take BB seriously. Unless he's talking about Ryan Bailey, or making a film of his Mrs. In which case... he's deadly serious.

Thats what the dog ate last week.

But fudgier.

What's a But Fudger?!

Oh wait... I see.

Stop, please stop.

You know when you hear a tune you don't like and then find yourself humming it all day?
I hope that doesn't happen with dreams because, if it does, I'll blame you.
Besides, it wasn't a midget, it was a milk churn.

A Black Forest Gateau wasted on a dog? Sacrilege!

Seven portions ?!?!
Must be some kind of record.
I could barely manage one and that was just to be polite.

I see you have managed to acquire a dog in your own image.
Or after your own heart.
Yes, that's better, no-one would buy a middle-aged, slightly paunchy dog.