Yeah, well it's head deep near me.

Thats still not waist deep for the man from Oldham - he's a giant.

Do you know those hills that you cross over on the M62 to get to Manchester ?

One of those is Oldham Rhino.

I used to like you.

Has it been snowing?

Aye, there is a rumor it has. Watch out for elves, they are the real danger.

I've had a great day in the snow

Me and my daughter have built two snowmen

Only one so far made it to work. Wasn't a pleasant journey yet again. We had it forecast and still snow has settled on the roads. Or was this a case of 'We couldn't get the grit out quick enough as the snow settled to quickly'?

It's 3/4 of the way from my elbow to my spleen here.

Just about sick of this bloody weather now!

All the trains are either cancelled or at a severe delay, looks like a few more days in Cumbria for me.

Aye, i'm bored of it. Although it does look nice, there are too many n0b heads on the road for this weather.

Dont expect to be travelling anyhwere soon Jord.

How bad is it mate?

I'd probably reach Manchester but then struggle to get across the Penines. The Carlisle-Settle line is probably going to be even worse.

Well put it this way, i wouldn't be suprised if they shut Leeds station due to H&S reasons (floors too wet etc) although the Leeds departures dont look too bad. Transpennie routes to Hull look to be cancelled (IIRC they start in Manc.) Everything else looks to be about 20mins late. Not bad going really.

The roads are gridlocked. A journey what has taken me 10mins in the past has taken me an hour today. Seen the odd bus aswell

Snow doesn't look like stopping for the day, clouds still look quite heavy.

I looked out of the window and didn't even bother leaving my bedroom. A lovely day at home doing nothing but <eating pies>. The in laws are visiting and they don't look to impressed mind.

Maybe you should have put some trolleys on before they got there?

You might be right. And cleaned the residue out of my belly button.