Westside, cool-de-la, mutha!

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100 pages... classic Bangs banter barn

Everyone knows it takes a real man to eat mayo.

I made a right mess of tea yesterday. I told her that we're having chilli and I'll make it and it'll be ready when she gets home. I cooked the mince, put all the bits and bats in it, then added the sauce. Left it to cook for while, then went back in to check on it. Had a little taste of it and it was dead weird. Tried a bigger mouthful and still it tasted weird I thought 'WTF have I dun ere?' checked in the bin and I'd only gone and put sweet and sour sauce on it! I grabbed the wrong Homepride tin. We had chilli and sweet and sour sauces. Bloody mental aren't I? WHAT AM I LIKE!?

Anyway I binned the lot, got rid of all evidence and ordered a Chinese which landed just as she walked through the door. She was non the wiser. Untill she wants sweet and sour and realises it's gone. I'll have to buy another tin of it when I go shopping for mayonaise.

You should have served it up and then sat there and ate yours while she moaned on about how hers tasted weird while you sit there telling her yours is fine. Eventually you stand up and burst into tears and tell her how she's ruined the evening then storm out of the house and run down to the pub where you stay for the rest of the night boozing with your mates.

Treats when you get back, womanly treats...

...and cake, there has to be cake.

There speaketh the Master!

Missed a trick there didn't I!

Went to the cockpit on saturday Night bit of a dive! Gave me beer in a pastic cup which didnt impress me!! saw someone called Hannah Trigwell, who was releasing her first single, She was vey good, and very nice

Manchester football fans are mental. And should never be allowed out of Manchester. That is all.

Unicorn for the FC v Rovers and Saints vs Wigan games friday Jamie B?

Sounds like a plan kiddo.

She went shopping yesterday and guess what she forgot.

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Not the MAYO?