Thank you, I do try to raise the level on here from the usual troll drivel.

I just watched the highlights on SLTV.

Amazing effort from Donald for his 2nd try and no small piece of skill from Watkins with the offload.

What a big baby you are, big bad vasty upset you did dums.

It happened just in front of us, the man is class 3 players on him and he still got the ball down. Unbelievable.

That's not really fair - I'm not sure a chip would hang around too long in close proximity to his mouth.

All you can really say with any certainty is that he has the smallest penis of any known mammal.

I've often suspected that to be the case but, unlike you, I can't say so with certainty.

The evidence is there in every post he makes.