Egg-zackerley.

Instead of chasing forlorn dreams that a change of coach can make the national team truly competitive with the ockers any time soon lets give the gig to Schoey & Bobby and at least have a laugh.

The appointment needs to be full time if England have any ambition to maintain the gap or preferably reduce it.

There's plenty for him to do inbetween training camps and matches.

I can hear Schoey's first team talk now.

"Knock the f**k out of the f***ing Aussie ba****ds. Get f****ing stuck into the c***s. If you need to stick your f****ng finger up their convict ar**s.

Now for f***ing tactics sit the f**k down and watch this highlight video of my greatest tries you f****ng useless t***s"

Id like to see Nathan Brown, but he wont walk away from Hudds just yet. Second to him i think Justin Morgan.

What about Graham Murray? Has he joined a club after his exit from the Cowboys?

Retrieve Reilly from Newcastle? Betts from Gloucester? Steadman from Irish RU?

Schofield from pub?

Harsh, but fair.

Cullen - Schofield dream ticket for me.

Quality

Lets hope they don't try and poach Bluey

I think you might find he has an agenda to fulfil at Leeds yet
(ie The Challenge Cup the only think he hasn't won YET!!)

Besides the high wages, what incentive is there for anyone to actually want the job?

You can coach them however well you want, they still won't get near this current aussie squad when it truly matters.